I would like to welcome you all to this evening’s meeting of the Unloved Knits group, and I would like to introduce our newest member, Whendidibecomeaknitter’s Roam Cardigan.
(Roam steps sheepishly up to the podium to wool muffled applause.)
“My name is Roam, and I really hope that one day when I grow up I will be a lovely warm cardigan that my knitter will wear with pride. I hope that I will keep the cold drafts away from her and make her feel cozy at the end of a long day. I want to be her go – to cardi, you know, the sweater she grabs without a second thought on her way out the door in the morning because I fit so well and I look so good.”
(Other partially knitted garments bob in agreement.)
“But, here’s the problem. It’s not that my knitter doesn’t love me, it’s that she’s scared of me. She tried really hard and bought a yarn that she knew she would love and thought that would help. But then the horrible memories of the nasty Noro sweater she made for herself crept back into her thoughts and she was terrified that I would take her down that same road of hard work and anticipation, only for her to be left sobbing into my wool before banishing me to the back of the closet but unfortunately not out of her mind. I have tried to point out that my knitter has successfully knit four other sweaters that fit the recipients and that are all worn with love and pride. She is still convinced that in the end, I will not work out for her.”
(Another knitter’s sweater in the audience purses her stitches together and sadly sways back and forth in resignation.)
“But, I have been taking steps to help my knitter. I started by getting gauge. I was worried I wouldn’t be able to do it, because we all know how tricky it is. But I pulled it off! This made her happy and she rewarded me with more time in her hands and less time in the basket. I have also been sneaking into her bed with her on cold nights and snuggling up to her to show her just how much I love her and how well I will keep her warm when I am finished.”
“I haven’t figured out what I will do to help her overcome her dread of joining my sleeves, but I will cross that bridge when I get to it. My hope for now is that I can stay here with you and get ideas to help support and love my knitter through this trying and challenging time.”
(Roam goes back to its seat getting my loving pats along the way. A nearly triangular afghan starts asking quiet questions about gauge.)
Thank you for your story Roam, and know that you are welcome here as often as you need to be. And I wish both you and your knitter luck with the path you have chosen to go down. And now I turn the floor over to Out of My Knitter’s Comfort Zone sock, whom I see this week has brought most of a twin sister along!
April 27th, 2012 at 8:22 am
Aww! I hope you grow up to be a favourite cardi soo Roam! 🙂
April 27th, 2012 at 9:13 am
Good Luck Roam, Hang in there!
April 27th, 2012 at 9:32 am
Cool! Love it. Especially the twin sister bit 🙂
April 27th, 2012 at 9:40 am
Please tell me there’s going to a follow up featuring comfort zone sock.
April 27th, 2012 at 10:00 am
Thanks for the idea. There may have to be.
April 27th, 2012 at 10:02 am
Yay. I’m following you now to make sure I don’t miss it
April 27th, 2012 at 9:58 am
Brilliant post Keri, I nominated it 😀
April 27th, 2012 at 10:01 am
Really? Thank you so much!!!
April 27th, 2012 at 10:51 am
Great! Very cute and well done. I had a similar idea; but believe yours is better written. Good luck on all fronts. Your post is the best one I’ve read so far.
April 27th, 2012 at 10:57 am
Popped back to tell ya I voted for you
April 27th, 2012 at 12:39 pm
Thank you:) Happy you enjoyed it.
April 27th, 2012 at 11:50 am
Great job! I loved reading. Yes, please. More.
April 27th, 2012 at 12:01 pm
This made me laugh lots 🙂
I hope Roam eventually blossoms into the garment it wants to be!
April 27th, 2012 at 12:32 pm
Roam will be your dream sweater! You just have to believe (and be willing to do whatever it takes.)
April 27th, 2012 at 2:56 pm
ahhh, the voice of doubt, when will we ever realize she ‘lies’!
April 27th, 2012 at 4:14 pm
Wonderful story, and I can’t wait to see the finished sweater!
April 27th, 2012 at 6:06 pm
Aww, that is too cute! I’m off to nominate your post, even though it means competition for me. 🙂
(And now I sort of want to write posts in the POV of my own backburner projects. Maybe it will make me feel sorry for them and knit them again.)
April 27th, 2012 at 6:24 pm
Very clever. Using the sweater’s point of view is adorable.
April 27th, 2012 at 7:27 pm
Poor little Roam. She has a good attitude, though. I know she’ll get there someday!
April 27th, 2012 at 11:19 pm
Very clever and so fun to read. I hope to hear more from Roam in the future!
*smiles*
April 28th, 2012 at 4:42 am
Love it! And good luck with your Roam!
April 28th, 2012 at 7:20 am
Love it! What a brave Cardigan for speaking out 😀
April 29th, 2012 at 1:14 pm
Awwww – that was a great post!
April 29th, 2012 at 1:34 pm
ha ha! I was laughing at the first paragraph. That cardigan deserves to be loved ❤
May 1st, 2012 at 11:33 am
hahaha, good luck! Both with finishing and with dealing with the sweater’s neurotic tendancies – it sounds needy…
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